Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar having a pint together. One says: "Well then, where would you be from?" The other replies: "I'm from right here in Dublin, but I was born in County Cork." "You're Kiddin', I too was born in County Cork, and I too live right here in Dublin.....Let's have another." With mounting enthusiasm, mwhile hoisting the freshly drawn pint, the first asks: "Where exactly were you born in County Cork?" The reply: "I was born at my Mother's house by the little stream. Just pass the village, to the south." "Saints preserve us!" cried the first, "Would you believe that I too was born in my Mother's house near that same village??? Where did you go to school, then?" "I went to Our Lady of Eternal Suffering school in town..." The first, by now extremely excited, almost out of control with amazement cried: "For the love of all that's holy, that's the very same school I went to!!! Can you believe what a small world this is??" "Bartender, set us up again.....If you please...." At this point the phone rings. The bartender answers: "Clancy's Bar.... Oh not much going on here tonight..." he says in response to the caller, " the O'Hara twins are drunk again........"