Speeding Tickets:
GOOD:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem, a 10 year
old boy was standing up the road with a
hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD".
The officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of
change.
(And we used to just sell lemonade.)
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through an automated radar. A $40
speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of
$40.
The police responded with another
mailed photo of Handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the motorcycle officer walked to her car
window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a
ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't
have
balls."
There was a moment of silence
while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said.
He then closed his book, got
back on his motorcycle and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car for
several minutes.