Speeding Tickets:

 

GOOD:

 

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch

for speeders,  but wasn't getting many.

Then he discovered the problem, a 10 year

old boy was standing up the road with a

hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP

AHEAD".  The officer then found a young

accomplice down the road  with a sign

reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

(And we used to just sell lemonade.)

 

BETTER:

 

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car

speeding through an automated radar.  A $40

speeding ticket was included.  Being cute,

he sent the police department a picture of

$40.  The police responded with another

mailed photo of Handcuffs.

 

BEST:

 

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the motorcycle officer walked to her car

window, flipping open his ticket book, she

said, "I bet you are going to sell me a

ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have

balls."  There was a moment of silence

while she smiled, and he realized what he'd

just said.  He then closed his book, got

back on his motorcycle and left.  She was

laughing too hard to start her car for

several minutes.