Useful
Work Phrases:
* Thank you.
We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
* The fact that no one understands you doesn't
mean you're an artist.
* I don't know what your problem is, but I'll
bet it's hard to pronounce.
* Any connection between your reality and mine
is purely coincidental.
* I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
* I like you.
You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
* What am I?
Flypaper for freaks!?
* I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
* I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
your mouth.
* I will always cherish the initial
misconceptions I had about you.
* It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
Karma to burn off.
* Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
are largely ceremonial.
* No, my powers can only be used for good.
* How about never? Is never good for you?
* I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
* You sound reasonable...Time to up my
medication.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.
* I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message...
* I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
* Who me?
I just wander from room to room.
* My toys!
My toys! I can't do this job
without my toys!
* It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at
the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
* At least I have a positive attitude about my
destructive habits.
* You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
* I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
* Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh
nervously and change the subject.